Dave’s Page of Bogus Science Many of us now use this time to whine about the very things that made it possible. Sadly, the typical American acquires most of his or her “science” knowledge from TV and movie stars, politicians, and cartoon characters. The result is a lot of bad, dangerous, and sometimes funny science.

How Fireworks Really Work As you ooh and aah at the dazzling explosions of a fireworks display, there are three things going on that you probably wouldn’t guess: The chemists who made those pyrotechnics designed most of them so they wouldn’t explode, you’re actually seeing nature conserving energy, and most peculiar of all, when things are at their flashiest, you’re actually seeing the fireworks as they’re cooling down.

The Victorian Internet It's a familiar story: A new high-tech "web" materializes seemingly out of nowhere and takes the entire world by storm. Barriers to communication are obliterated as city after city becomes wired, allowing people to send nearly instant messages to one another—even to "chat" online. Vast fortunes are created and destroyed as entrepreneurs wage fierce competitive battles, and scam artists fleece gullible investors. Subcultures form their own communities, with private codes and customs. Buying and selling of goods online becomes commonplace, and governments try—and fail—to control the new network, as it proves a hotbed for criminal activity and other forms of "subversion."

GO NAPSTER! Embattled online music-swapping company Napster has a simple message for the courts and for the record industry: Downloading songs online without paying for them is legal.

Adding an IE Favorites Icon Every Web browser has unique characteristics that distinguish it from the others. One of the interesting features of Internet Explorer 5 is that it will add a custom icon to the favorites of readers who bookmark your site.

Giant Fish Net Snags Gamma Ray Bursts Jul 02, 2000 — A virtual net cast from here to beyond the sun and over to the asteroids is now harvesting its first fish, gamma-ray bursts big enough for keepers.

The Ten Commandments for HMOs If you're thinking of joining an HMO, or of changing from one HMO to another, send out the "TEN COMMANDMENTS for HMOs" . Ask the HMO to respond with answers. If they don't answer, or if you don't like the answers, DON'T JOIN that HMO. Do the same with another HMO until you find one that answers your consumer concerns.

Does your fridge know how much you weigh today? (2/26/2000) Dave Barry essay on "smart" appliances. ROTFL

Senate Passes New Patients' Rights Bill Excerpt: "The legislation passed yesterday contains the Ashcroft external review provisions ensuring that patients get care when they need it, and that medical decisions are made by independent physicians of the appropriate specialty, not by insurance claims adjusters. His provisions would also mandate that HMOs abide by strict timetables and face penalties for non-compliance with findings by independent physician reviewers." (Sen. John Ashcroft's Office, via US Newswire)

Extra fat means more happiness, better sex - One of the world's most revered scientists has developed a theory that fat people are happier than thin ones. James Watson, the Nobel prize-winning geneticist who was jointly responsible for discovering the structure of DNA, believes that plumper women are also likely to enjoy a better sex life than their thin counterparts. Watson, who directed the successful human genome project, has moved into the controversial science of body image. He recently told an audience at University College London that his research suggested extra pounds had the biological effect of making a woman well-rounded in character and better in bed.